WARNING! LARK’S VOMIT

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For non Python fans, the “lark’s vomit” reference originates in their “Crunchy Frog” sketch about the highly dubious “Wizzo Chocolate Assortment”:

Inspector Praline: I’m not interested in your sales! I have to protect the general public! Now what about this one: […] Number five Ram’s Bladder Cup. What sort of confection is this?
Mr Milton: We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavoured with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark’s vomit.
Praline: Lark’s vomit?
Milton: Correct.
Praline: Well it don’t say nothing about that here.
Milton: Er, yes it does… on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
Praline: Well, I hardly think this is good enough. I think it’d be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label: “Warning! Lark’s vomit!”
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One thought on “WARNING! LARK’S VOMIT

  1. Charles Forrest Minetree says:

    Maybe Mr. Milton should have used bee’s vomit instead of lark’s vomit. I love bee’s vomit, but it is sold under the name honey.

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